Written by Jean Le Fete
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Topics: Google

Tuesday, 8 March 2011

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Google in charge!

LAX - In a rare show of pique, Google executives today came out in force to deny their new algorithm sucks big wads.

"All we are after is quality, we are sorry if the rest of the world doesn't agree with our definition, but that is just to f-ing bad." said Jamie Cuttlefish.

"We believe that eHow is the finest documentation in the world and are very proud that it now shows up at the top of your list, even if you're just shopping for underwear," Cuttlefish continued, "Afterall Wikipedia says it is the best, so it must be!" he exclaimed with a straight face.

All of the rest of you dweeb sites out their better just get use to it, Google intends to run the show of search engines for years to come. So run a along and enjoy your fifth page rankings!

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