Written by Tom Daley
Print this
Topics: Amelia Earhart

Saturday, 26 February 2011

There have been bones and girly stuff found on the Island of Nikumaroro in the far Pacific by a crack team of forensic historical aircraft researchers about to make a major announcement.

This reporter just returned from the nearby island of Uku-Uku.

There many of the locals had the oral history of the tragic demise of Amelia and her hard drinking Irish American navigator Fred Noonan.

It seems that Japanese naval investigators landed on Nukumaroro and found both the Aviatrix and her navigator.

They proceeded to treat them as spys for America and treated them with little hospitality.

The second week they found Fred's stash of fine Irish whiskey hidden in the wreckage of the Electra and guzzled it until fall down drunk.

The oral recordings were researched by North Korean expert Koh Koo.

Koo stated that "those lousy Japs performed bunga bunga torture on the pair then made them into sushi with sticky rice and eel."

Make Tom Daley's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 5 multiplied by 3?

9 12 17 15
51 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more