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Tuesday, 22 February 2011

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Blockbuster on Solar Wipeout Coming

Several Hollywood Directors are trying to persuade Britain's Chief Scientific Adviser, Sir John Beddington, to leave his post and join them in organising the blockbuster to beat all block busters.

This follows Sir John's address to the Association for the Advancement of Science predicting that solar storms will engulf the planet in 2013.

'Time is short' explained Hollywood Director Ogle Ponce 'we need to get this film made before the earth is wiped out. We are confident that this Beddington fellow will be tempted by our offer and that we shall have the film in cinemas before the end of life as we know it.'

David Cameron said he was relieved that the solar storm would not interfere with the Royal Wedding or the Olympics but he feared the next election may give his Party problems. He thought people might blame the Coalition Government for the solar storms wiping them out.

I managed to get through to Sir John who was unwilling to give away the plot of the intended blockbuster, but he did say it would have a surprise ending and an unexpected twist in the tail.

Oscars are already being put aside for the film which is due to have a star studied cast.

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