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Tuesday, 22 February 2011

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'You're Fired.'

Never short of an opinion or two, the Lord of all things business like, Sir Alan Sugar has revealed his greatest ever gadget.

Speaking at a dinner to celebrate the 6th series of 'The Apprentice', the man famous for inventing computers, and being a great boss to work for, Sir Alan told a packed press room:

'The little gadget that to this day still guides most people around a computer, the mouse, was modelled on my hands! Not a little mouse like people thought, but my lovely hands. I've got very small hands, smooth and almost lady-like, and I made the computer mouse just like like them, in style and shape. Smooth, small and beautifully formed. My great friend Jeremy Beadle had similar style hands and he was very good with computers too.'

More recently, Lord sugar has re-invented himself on Television with his Series where he just sits there and points at people, telling them they are fired. He's currently working on a gadget to replace the i-Pod, a gadget Sugar famously said would last 'A year at most.'

He told the Press, 'my new gadget will be revolutionary in the world of Hand Held Gadgets, a real musical miracle, it's called 'The Sugary Smooth Mouse Hand.'

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