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Topics: Health, Future

Sunday, 20 February 2011

(Published 2040) - BRUSSELS, EUROPEAN STATES - Scientists in the capital have detected traces of a 'common cold'.

CC was wiped out in early 2020, and has not surfaced since. However, due to the lack of immunity among today's human and xeno populations, anyone with the condition will be quarantined.

"I got it," said one sufferer, "I was just farming, and I kept doing involuntary movements. I kept doubling over... and liquid shoot out of my nose and mouth."

The common cold, designated by the GlaxoSmithKline World Health Organisation as a Catagory A problem.

Several cubic kilometres of Londonia have been evacuated after one resident reported the symptoms of the problem.

What will the transnational governments do?

"I dunno," said the leader of Sony-Walmart-Verizon-Google.

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