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Wednesday, 16 February 2011

BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - At the Harley Research Institute, several people were having trouble with a computer system.

The computer which was bought last weekend, is 'acting funny' and 'being douchey'. However, according to the researchers, the South Asian guy that has just come in could be able to fix it.

"Yeah," said Dr. Faber, head researcher, "if he's from Bangladesh or Pakistan, that's good. If he's from India, then double-good."

All of the researchers standing at the computer decided that, according to a quick survey, they should approach the person and ask for his help, due to him being South Asian.

The person, who is roughly 1.8m in height, appears to be standing around waiting for them.

"Maybe he's a terrorist?" enquired one, silently.

"Yes, of course he is," said another sarcastically, "if he was he'd have said allah whatever and blown us up."

When the brown guy approached them he questioned their stares. When asked if he could fix their computer he replied positively. He fixed it.

"Wow!" said Faber. "How the hell did you do that?"

"Press the button, there."

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