Written by Inhopeless
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Topics: Aliens, laser

Monday, 7 February 2011

ABOVE NEW YORK - A laser pointer fired last week by a young human into the sky, has reached contact with an extraterrestrial observation starship.

The ship naturally saw the laser beam as an annoyance, which wreaked havoc with the ship's light and pressure sensors, causing it to mess up the internalised workings of it.

"It's those dumb humans," said a press officer. "Firing those space probes was a stupid idea. Now using these annoying laser pointers is just idiotic and annoying."

After two hours of continuous beaming, the ship decided to call homeworld base and request back-up via an even bigger megalaser that will annoy the living defecation out of the humans.

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