Written by Mr Goster
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Topics: Cars, Germany

Sunday, 6 February 2011

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A typical German Car

You can usually rely on German technology to come up with new and exciting innovations and today was no exception as they unveiled another potential winner.

Car giants Aldi have unveiled a prototype vehicle with a fantastic new addition. Spokesman Karlheinz Beanz-Meansheinz, 57, explained to the gathered press, 'Here at Aldi ve are committed to the cause of making things greener and safer for the environment. Because our factory is situated on ze edge of a huge forest we are overrun by snakes. Zey are not poisonous but are too many and one of our scientists and developers came up vith the idea of using them as vindscreen vipers!

Because we Germans pronounce our V's as W's, it is a perfect marketing concept as vell. Mark my vords gentlemen, the 'Vindscreen Viper' is the future for our vehicles. '

Vatever vill zey sink of next. Those awfully nice Germans might just pull it off you know.

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