Written by Mr Goster
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Topics: Space, Scientists, moon

Thursday, 27 January 2011

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energy saver

After years of research a crack team of Scientists from Todmorden in Lancashire have finally proved what many believed.

There is no such thing as The Moon, and what we see up there at night is actually a huge Energy saving Light Bulb that we rent from Jupiter.

Dr. Denver Colorado, the head of the team of scientists explained,

'We get a good deal from Jupiter,far better than British Gas.It's cheaper than The Moon,and once it's warmed up it's also a lot brighter.So we turn it on in the early afternoon and by tea-time it's fully functional.you can see it for miles.'

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