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Saturday, 22 January 2011

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You've packed the car, cushions and pillows for the kids, snacks and drinks and sweets to suck. Everything's ready. All you need now is for the wife to be able to read the map for you and be your calming voice as you steer the ship.

'We need to leave at Junction 32 dear, then right at the second roundabout.'

You take a wrong turn, blame her directions and all hell let's loose!

We have all been in this scenario but can you believe it could all soon be a thing of the past.

Scientists have invented an electronic map, that works in your car, and tells you where you want to go, and how long it will take. All in a calming voice not like your wife!It sounds unbelievable but within 5 years experts predict a lot of cars will use this technology.

One expert said 'We believe that within 5 years, a lot of people will use this device. You will even be able to choose the kind of voice you want to talk to you. A sexy ladies voice, a famous voice (to make the journey more fun), the possibilities are endless.'

A specific name for this incredible new Satellite Navigation invention has not been finalised yet but it will probably be something like 'Find-a-way There'.

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