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Wednesday, 19 January 2011

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The Blue Marble Is Gone

Houston, TX - A stunning photo of Earth taken from Outer Space is sending shock-waves through the scientific community today. The photo reveals that the beautiful blue marble in space is gone. It has been replaced by a hazy white ball of filth, laced with chemtrails, and obviously dying.

Many scientists wept after seeing the striking picture. Chemtrails have covered the planet from pole to pole. The monstrous spider-webs in the sky have captured the Earth in its deadly grip. The Earth will be lucky to survive until 2012.

"We did it, we killed it." said Dr. Karl Saygun from NASA. The famed astronomer spoke from his office.

"The federal government has been spraying chemtrails in the atmosphere since 1996. We were trying to combat Global Warming, instead we killed the Earth." he said, and shook his head with dismay.

Many people believe chemtrails have been used to stop Global Warming, by putting reflective chemicals in the upper atmosphere. Many believe chemtrails have already killed off thousands of animal species and sickened millions of people worldwide.

"We didn't know what we were doing, and now we are all going to die." said the sad Dr. Saygun. "It's incredible to look at the changes in our atmosphere, just in the last four decades."

Suddenly, agents from Homeland Insecurity burst into Dr. Saygun's office and dragged him away in a strait-jacket. Dr. Saygun released a statement later in the day, after being 'questioned' by Homeland Insecurity.

"There are no such things as chemtrails. The government knows what it is doing. Go back to your 'American Idle' and your football games. There is nothing wrong here."

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