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Topics: xbox360

Friday, 21 January 2011

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One of the many Xbox's waiting

Scientists at the University of Technology have just announced a cure for one of our most feared diseases that have been plaguing our consoles for years,the Red Rings of Death.

Becoming a official disease by the Medical Council of Decieses in 2003 people have been fearing this ever since it claimed its first victim Mark Sinch's Xbox got diagnosed with the most dreaded form, the three red rings.

Ever since then Sinch has been trying to find a cure and make the treatment available to Xbox owners everywhere.

Yet this has led to another problem, distributing the medicines.

With so many consoles infected people are running each other over to get a hold of the cure.

Over 50 people have been hospitalized because of this problem already.

So the question is has this cure created a bigger problem?

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