GDYNIA, Poland - Polish President Bronislaw Komorowski and Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk have just christened the newest edition to the Polish navy.
The vessel is a type PP-9 ethanol powered submarine which has been christened the PS Wikileaks.
The subs commander is Captain Lubstok Kranzeg, III. He is a native of Warsaw and he has served in the Polish navy since April of 1968, a total of 42 years.
Captain Kranzeg commanded the Polish submarine PS Loretta Swit when it fought in the Baltic Sea Naval Battle of 1977 against the invading Brazilian navy.
The Loretta Swit sunk the pride of the Brazilian fleet, the aircraft carrier BS Juanito and Juanita Flautas. The Loretta Swit also badly damaged three Brazilian battleships, two Brazilian destroyers, and a Danish shrimp vessel.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: The Danish shrimp vessel, The Lady Porn was accidentally sunk by the PS Loretta Swit when it failed to make a left and instead made a right, right smack dab into the path of the Loretta Swit.]
Prime Minister Donald Tusk has stated that the PS Wikileaks will soon travel to Brooklyn, New York to participate in The 43rd Annual Sons and Daughters of Poland Parade and Polish Sausage-Bob.
To read more about this amazing ethanol-powered state-of-the-art submarine log on to www.pswikileakssub.sub and purchase a copy of the book by Pozclaw Nancow entitled, The PS Wikileaks Is A Damn Fine Submarine But What Is With The Horrendous Corn Smell Huh?