Too much testosterone. Not enough estrogen. Who'da thunk it!
A recent survey on gender distribution among top spoof writers has revealed that testosterone-laden male spoofers are sorely missing some much-needed female company at the top of the writers totem pole. Number 1 writer Cocky Rocky said:
"It's been damn lonely, perched here on the top rung of the writers barnyard pole for weeks with no fluff to fiddle with. I can't understand it - where have the chicks gone? Man you never know how much you miss something until its gone."
According to a salacious rumor doing the rounds at TheSpoof.com many of their top female spoofistas appear to have fled the scene because their sex-lives have suddenly hotted up. New Husbands, new lovers? Either way, seems like the birds have taken on some hot toy boys to warm up their nights. As a result there has been a big drop in the number of spoofs filed by them. Which has made the old roosters rather disappointed and unhappy.
A sorry-looking Cocky Rocky, who has been neurotically plucking his plumage since the chicks fled went on to say:
"I'm sorry girls, I tried my hardest to satisfy you atop the pole but guess I wasn't quite up to it. I seem to have failed miserably."
Number 2 writer, Ragin' Roddy joined his Number 4 mate, Limp Woody in issuing this personal and heartfelt plea:
"Come back Lassies, we sure miss your estrogen pheromones. The top rung of the writers table is nothing without you. I for one am tired of smelling out old Cocky Rocky who's starting to become Rancid Rocky. I'm desperately craving you Sexy Suzies out there".
The Lysistrata-like spoofista-gals who've been lying low for weeks continued to keep the randy roosters guessing.
Hey Boys - Perhaps you'll find something quite naughty under the tree if you've been really, really good all year ;)