Kianzing, China - Remarkable new dinosaur fossils recently discovered in Western China are revolutionizing mankind's view of the monsters. Dinosaurs had a much more varied diet than anyone imagined. It also seems they enjoyed cooking and eating things like pineapple upside-down cake and macaroni and cheese!
Archaeologists from around the world have gathered in China to examine the shocking evidence.
"The idea of a Tyrannosaurus Rex baking a cake seems absurd, but it's the truth." said famous fossil hunter Jack Smack. "I guess that's why they had those little vestigial arms--for cooking pineapple upside-down cakes." he said with disbelief.
Macaroni and cheese was one of the most popular food of all the dinosaurs. The new fossils show it was the favorite food of the brontosaurus.
"The brontosaurus took great care in making macaroni and cheese." said Jack Smack. "They made it from scratch and they ate tons of it. That's why they were so fat." stated the archaeologist.
Museums around the world are already changing their displays to reflect the new discoveries. The Dinosaur Museum in Washington now shows T. Rex wearing an apron while it bakes a pineapple upside-down cake.
"Our view of the past is always changing." said Jack Smack. "Maybe dinosaurs ate coleslaw too, anything is possible."