Written by matthatt
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Topics: TV, Unemployment

Wednesday, 1 December 2010

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Waiting for Godot?

Daybed entertainment source for England's feckless layabout doley scroungers, Virgin Media, have announced its intention to bring a Tivo powered television service to UK couch potatoes.

Those concerned that their daytime TV time is nothing but repeats will be relieved to hear that Virgin is promising that this is the start of a revolution.

No more will the British public be bound to the whims of broadcasters, but instead they will be able to pick and choose when they sit on their fat arses, when to clean their own bed sores or empty their commodes without being tied to waiting for the adverts to come on, or for a program to end so they can put another Goodfellas stuffed crust pizza in the oven for brunch, knowing that they have half an hours cooking time to watch another episode of something more interesting than their own life and therefore sustaining the denial that their existence is subject to entropy, decay and eventual death.

Viva la RevoluciĆ³n!

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