Written by Monkey Woods
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Monday, 29 November 2010

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The end of the universe: all that time, and it was up his arse!

Wikileaks, the website that specialises in leaked information, has announced that it will release mindblowing news about life, the universe and everything in it next Thursday.

The site has come under fire in recent days for exposing US military secrets, politicians comments and other sensitive information which could, potentially put at risk the careers of thousands of uneducated tossers who have remarkable good fortune in getting to the status level where they now found themselves.

Not to mention the lives of countless members of the American public.

The impending scientific leak, however, is sure to be of a much more useful nature, and speculation has already begun on just what is to be revealed.

Many people believe that Wikileaks will reveal where the universe ends, whilst others think that Wiki will confirm that the universe either doesn't end, or ends up Stephen Hawking's arsehole.

He knew all that time, and just sat there with that stupid grin on his face.

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