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Tuesday, 26 July 2005

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General Motors Head Honcho Ron Twitt with the famous new Chitty Model

R U in need for more bang for your buck???....then come on down to the chites-General Motors Dealership. We have the new and latest models of that special car that flies. When you think you are not moving fast enough...just wait it will suprise the chites out of you. We are proud of our name...the special motion picture Chitty Chitty Bang Bang sponsors our efforts

Well its true. The long awaited release of the new Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Car has been developed by General Motors Car Company. Ron Twitt chairman of General Motors car design and development division for good ideas (DADDFGI) wanted to capture the imagination of young drivers. The new car is based on specifications from the 1968 disney classic staring Dick Van Dyke.

To keep with the 21st century, GM has thrown in some extra features these include: A phone that plays the Chitty Chitty, Bang Bang song as a ring tone, and a TV and DVD mounted on the rear of the front seat. Also a new feature is a glass bottom floor for all round views when flying. The DVD is programmed to only play the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang movie over and over.

The car has all the features from the movie including the ability to fly. The car has a millage of 1 mile a gallon.

Also, when purchasing this special vehicle air miles must be purchased you can do this by contacting our main office at 1800-CHITTY.

They have also opened a McChittys Resturant in a joint effort of the car promotion...and in that store offer various savings. If kids turn up at 11am on Saturday, they can say hello to Donald Mc Chitty - Everyone favourite half drunken clown. He will be giving away prizes throughout the day including free vouchers for Chitty Meals, Big Chitty's, and McChitty Chicken. As another insentive, when you order your meal and tell the friendly waiter that you want a "2 all beef chites, special chites sauce, chties lettuce, blue chites cheese, chites pickles, chites onions that make you cry, on a chites sized bun with seeds of chites" you will get your meal half price.

There is a special CD and DVD collection video that comes with the car....our first customar was none other than the music sensation William Hung.

The car has back order of 400 million pre-orders So be quick as there are only 401 milion being made.

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