Houston, TX-- Stoned NASA scientists have just sent an alarming report to President Obama early this afternoon. The scientists are reporting something what many have suspected-- there is something wrong with the sun. The news is expected "to affect everyone on the planet--and no one will ever be the same again.
John Q. Public has been aware of the solar changes, since at least September. Colours seem much more vivid, especially the colour blue. Many have noted how the sun seems "brighter" and "more intense". Many people are still wearing sunglasses when they go out--even in mid-November.
NASA believes the sun has just ended a 500 year cycle, and the world is returning to the way it looked in 1510. The world will look something like a Renaissance painting, with intense colours and an exquisite beauty.
"We know the sun has now shifted to the ultraviolet." said NASA honcho Dr. Karl Saygun. "The ultraviolet rays are making blues and greens stand out--so enjoy the colours!" said the stoned astronomer as he puffed on a joint.