The Queen of England will be using Facebook, as of Monday. The Queen will start a marathon 24 hour Facebook fest accepting requests from the general public. Her first moves? Continuously poking David Cameron until he gives her a new corgi.
The Queen will then plunge directly into disliking the French Premier's various "romanian" related jokes. She will then "become a fan" of various functions involving:
- Can this sausage roll get more fans than Chris Tarrant?
- The economy in Britain is really strong and the people are lovely. jk, it's shit.
- Everton FC.
- Charles got it lucky. He's the PRINCE of WALES.
- The Queen.
Her 24 hour marathon will be ended when Spoof Writers become incredibly irate and plan a protest by letting loose Alsatians in Buckingham Palace.
The new branch out in technology will bring her 3,000 friends in thirty seconds, and will allow her to invite all her friends to Bingo sessions easier. Charles is expected to join a few days later.