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Sunday, 7 November 2010

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Gotta get home quick to play with my Kinect!

You've heard the news, "Project Natal is better than EXERCISE!" says Frank Jones, otherwise formerly known as Frankie Joe Fat A**.

One of the best gamers in the world, Frankie Joe commented on the way Project Natal turned his life around.

"I mean, really, after just one month of playing Project Natal, I have lost 100 lbs! I am serious. Fellow nerds, and gamers out there playing Halo. Use Project Natal. It'll get you abs and girls! Trust me!"

Indeed, Frankie Joe has become on of the sexiest men on TV. Just like Jared, on that Subway commercial, he has turned from flab, to ab.

No wonder so many people are joining fitness clubs, and gyms, just to look like some professional body builders. Bodybuilders get girls! And abs!

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