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Monday, 1 November 2010

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Hey you guys, wait for me!

The Universe is teeming with other planets capable of supporting alien life, according to a new study.

After studying stars similar to the Sun, astronomers found that almost one in four have planets similar to Earth but have been keeping themselves quiet, in case we notice them and want to make friends.

Worlds like "Gliese 581g" have said, we have known about Earth for years but don't really want anything to do with it.

"We all talk about it, behinds it's back, because basically its a bit of a twat." said another solar system. "The last time it came to a party, it only bought a bottle cheap Campari, drank all the other good booze, groped the female planets, pissed in the fish tank and ended up passed out in its own vomit on the sitting room floor, while the party tried to carry on around it."

Stupid planet.

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