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Tuesday, 19 October 2010

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Developments in the Born to Spoof chronicles, published exclusively on The Spoof, may be closer to the truth then we actually think.

Australian toads have evolved into super-invaders, according to the BBC. As the super-toads, who are said to be thirty foot tall and armed with flamethrowers, march on Sydney Opera House, we caught up with the leader.

"We're staging a revolution against many things," he croaked as we rode on a tandem bicycle. "Firstly, our cousins in France should no longer be eaten. We are to send reinforcements. Secondly, against the treatment of gerbils in "Born to Spoof". But most of all, we're revolting against the term Vajazzle. It's pointless and gains too much media attention these days,"

Only Master Chief, or a similar gaming character, can possibly save Australia now. Whilst they may not be gerbils, evolved toads certainly are taking the world by storm.

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