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Friday, 15 October 2010

A New Series of Barbies were announced today at the National Toy Convention. The new Barbies are Gothic Barbie, and Barbie Smokes alot.

"I believe these new Barbies will make alot of money" says the ghost of Ruth Handler (founder of the Barbie).

The accessories for these barbies include cigarettes to burn marks into they're legs, and Barbie smokes alot has a Meth Lab Barbie house.

"We believe that Barbie should promote sex and real life activities, such as prostitution and cutting"

These barbies will be up for sell at everywhere except Wall-Mart and Target, Wall-Mart and Target declared these Barbies e-moral.

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