In local news, an old man has befuddled the local library by requesting a book about face, "I have been reading about it a lot in the paper recently" said the perplexed pensioner "I don't really know what a face book is, but what with that new film out and everything, It sounded interesting so I thought to myself, where do they have books?"
The old giffer, who is a self confessed technophobe, had heard that you can get to talk to new friends via the face book and assumed it might be some kind of self help manual.
"How do I get a face book? I don't know what one is. Can you get them from your local library and then buy it if you like it? If I can get a face book from the library would I get the same fine if I don't return it on time?