Laptops are one of the most popular toys that science and technology has invented behind mobile phones, Ipods, IPhones, MP3's and vibrators?
The latest generation of laptops has been re-designed and the integration of a superb, ingenious piece of technology will certainly thrust laptop sales above those of other toys mentioned (apart from vibrators).
Latching on to the attributes of constant mobile-phoning (which most people do nowadays) R & D'ers discovered that having mobile phones, MP3's and other ear'y things caused the ears to light up like a toaster.
Also reports of laptops being used on the laps (where else?) of especially young people for hours on end caused a slight toasty browing of the thighs?
1 + 1 is 2 in modern technology and boffins over at the R & D departments of all major laptop producers decided to utilise these facts and have now built in-built toasters into their laptops, genius!
Laptop users stuck at expensive airports, railway stations and other major "rip-off" tents can now plug in, stick their slices of "Hovis" or other brands in their toasters with a bit of cheese (or whatever) and enjoy the fruits of home-made, laptop Cheese on Toast, better known as Welsh "hardware" Rarebit.
R & D Technologists are also developing an integrated water cooker so the "laptoppers" can also have a quick cuppa too, luvvely!
IPod are pissed off because their gadgets are far too small, but it will only be a matter of time don't worry!