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Topics: Computers, Laptop, toast

Monday, 4 October 2010

image for Latest Laptops not only can "Google" they can also make "toast" too!
No more expensive airport sandwiches, make your own with the laptop toasty!

Laptops are one of the most popular toys that science and technology has invented behind mobile phones, Ipods, IPhones, MP3's and vibrators?

The latest generation of laptops has been re-designed and the integration of a superb, ingenious piece of technology will certainly thrust laptop sales above those of other toys mentioned (apart from vibrators).

Latching on to the attributes of constant mobile-phoning (which most people do nowadays) R & D'ers discovered that having mobile phones, MP3's and other ear'y things caused the ears to light up like a toaster.

Also reports of laptops being used on the laps (where else?) of especially young people for hours on end caused a slight toasty browing of the thighs?

1 + 1 is 2 in modern technology and boffins over at the R & D departments of all major laptop producers decided to utilise these facts and have now built in-built toasters into their laptops, genius!

Laptop users stuck at expensive airports, railway stations and other major "rip-off" tents can now plug in, stick their slices of "Hovis" or other brands in their toasters with a bit of cheese (or whatever) and enjoy the fruits of home-made, laptop Cheese on Toast, better known as Welsh "hardware" Rarebit.

R & D Technologists are also developing an integrated water cooker so the "laptoppers" can also have a quick cuppa too, luvvely!

IPod are pissed off because their gadgets are far too small, but it will only be a matter of time don't worry!

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