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Tuesday, 28 September 2010

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There isn't just David and Ed you know, as well as Glen, reports are coming in from all over the place that Miliband looky likeys are popping up quicker than you can say something that is quick and easy to say and rolls of the tongue with alacrity, like a humorous phrase or saying although the humorous part isn't so important as it is more about how quickly it is said to illustrate the rapidity and/or frequency of which something is occurring.

In investigating the remote ocean planet of Kamino, Obi-Wan Kenobi discovered that it has been removed from the navigation maps of the Jedi archives. Yoda reveals that such a thing could only have been done by a Jedi, suggesting that a conspiracy is afoot.

Obi-Wan flew to Kamino as quick as his 'faster than light' ship could take him, which is pretty fast by all accounts, where he discovered a huge cloning facility, churning out Miliband after Miliband, MILLIONS of Milibands.

Experts suggest that they probably wont be making billions of clones, as it would be too expensive and they would have had to call them Bilibands instead, which is just stupid.

Glen Miller band, oh I get it now.

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