It's taken awhile but at last the "truth" has been unveiled by a scientific report claiming that Moses didn't actually part the waves in the Red Sea, winds did.
Now any sensible non-Nerd or just common old common-sense thinking people (search and thou shallt find) knew this already (apart from those amongst us who still believe that Jesus walked on water?) but now it has been scientifically proven thank GOD (who?).
All the world needs now is scientists to prove that Lazarus didn't actually arise from the dead, Jesus didn't go AWOL after being crucified and that the Vatican is not corrupt (now that would really be a miracle!).
Scientists should also attempt to prove to the millions of "blind sheep" who pilgramage to Lourdes (including that fab WAG, Colleen Rooney, who?) expecting a miracle cure that the appearance of an Angel there was just a Fata Morgana.
The list is endless of earthly miracles but the greatest one of all which keeps rolling and rolling is:
That millions of "the human flock" still believe in such clap-trap, now that's a real miracle!
+ Allah's 70 Virgins and Mekka and, and, and.........