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Sunday, 12 September 2010

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Lindsay's doppelganger having a rest

San Francisco, California. A prominent Berkely University scientist has claimed today that he has designed and constructed a life size robotic replica of Lindsay Lohan. The replicant moves round entirely independent of any external controls such as wireless or digital interruption.

Professor Charles "Chiller" Neilsen says the Lohan doppelganger can pour a drink and even light a cigarette just like its real world version. "She even does a bit more...no what I mean!" the professor intimated casually. The professor says that the robot, who he actually calls "Sharon", after his ex lover, can perform about 123 actions such as washing dishes, cooking meals or feeding the pet dog or cat or bird.

However the Professor warned that the Lohan robot can get testy like her famous counterpart and refuse to perform when required. "When this happens" explained the good professor "just replace the batteries in her".

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