Vitamin B has now been proven to prevent the brain shrinking and delay Alzheimers, "sorry what was that vitamin called?"
Scientists have been testing Vitamin B on people first showing sympons of forgetfullness, "excuse me where am I?"
The results are astonishing and the Aged, senior citizens, Spoof writers and others showing signs of dementia are rushing off to their chemist for a dose of the vitamin, "I'm sure I left my wallet somewhere, damn it?!"
Doctors are warning that overdoses of vitamin tablets could be unhealthy and those afflicted by memory loss should be eating fresh vegetables, eggs, meat? and other healthy foods, "sorry but I thought this was the Spoof not Punch, oops?"
The claims that vitamin B are restricting the degradation of brain cells and slowing down the process is a wonderful breakthrough and for those who all possess dopy parents, grandparents and a shabby old dog, give them all a daily dose of, "Jesus what was that vitamin called again and wife, I've forgotten her name, where's my bier!?
Written by the fabulous..... "what's that idiot called again?"