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Topics: Sex, Health, Obesity, Fat

Thursday, 9 September 2010

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Fat Men Rejoice!

Put down the sushi and grab a Big Mac, fries and a shake: Researchers at McDonalds have finished a yearlong study that correlated body fat with male sexual prowess.

Their findings may surprise you: Fat men were able to make love for an average of 23 minutes, while skinny men lasted an average of 58 seconds.

The study, published in QSR Magazine, showed obese men had higher levels of the female estradiol hormone, which blocks male hormones and delays the climax.

For this reason, fat men may want to hold off on celebrating: Rita Mae Brown writes at Lesbilicious, "Ironically, the less masculine their bodies appeared, the better lovers they proved to be." Lesbians have known this secret for years.

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