Scientists have discovered that men are more likely than women to suffer the symptoms of Mild Cognitive Impairment or MCI, otherwise known as memory loss.
Al Symer, the boffin behind the findings said "Our survey found that almost 14% of male participants showed early signs of MCI after a series of tests. . . Or was it 41%? Something like that anyway. I cant remember now but it was pretty high."
Mr Symer continued "Anyway, where was I ? Oh yeah, the iphone 4. The reception's awful. So yes I applaud moves to have a minimum charge slapped on alcohol. But as Ive said before I definitely prefer crosswords to sudoku."
The exciting research is likely to lead to a better understanding of Alzheimers and amnesia, especially in young sportsmen.
When Wayne Rooney was recently quizzed over allegations of infidelity he just shrugged his shoulders and said he couldn't remember.