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Tuesday, 10 August 2010

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Don't be surprised if you look out your car window to see a Triceratops passing you in the next lane. No that's not a new Ford model - but the real thing. Boffins worldwide have concluded that the current climate changes world-wide are actually a regression to earlier times when dinosaurs roamed the Earth.

"We have been tracking weather and vegetation patterns for the past million years and all our findings point to a major dinosaur revival. In fact right here in Minnesota we have come across numerous dinosaur nests with little hatchlings. We think it's ancient dino DNA deep in the earth that has begun reviving", said eminent evolutionist C. D. Arwin

Fashion designer Rui Vushon said he was ecstatic at the thought that he could finally move on from hideous alligator skin shoes to designing some out-of-this world dinosaur hide outfits.

"This year's fall fashions will rock the industry with dinosaur hides in all hues and colors. I myself prefer the look and feel of Stegasaurus.....it's like a second skin", he told reporters gathered outside his home.

Brontosaurus burgers are already a big delicacy in many fast-food outlets.

"It's like back to the future" ... said 6-year old Gigi Willakers. "My favorite food is dino burgers with chips...I could eat it all day, every day....ummm...ummmmm"

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