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Tuesday, 3 August 2010

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Chemist Richard Christie recently discovered the latest addition to the Periodic Table of Elements-GaGa or as his geek friends call it gaganesium.

After his historic discovery, Christie promised himself and the world that he would honor the great Lady Gaga with his finding.

"The world's gone goo goo for Gaga," he told reporters. Later adding, "poker face is one the my favorite songs on the planet and I would really like to smell her hair. Hopefully this grand gesture will afford me the opportunity.

Gaga herself was unimpressed with the news as she felt "the chemist's discovery, although named after me, has been drawing too much attention to the actual chemist and not on me."

Christie quietly hummed the chorus to Gaga's hits song and hopes to get close enough to the pop star to get one whiff.

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