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Tuesday, 3 August 2010

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Honey will strip for stars

The Spoof, the popular on-line satirical newspaper is trialling a unique method for rating the stories. Editor Mark Lowton has employed Page Three glamour model Honey Trapp to pose for stunning pictures in increasing stages of undress (pictured right).

At the bottom of each of the stories on this site are five stars moving in ascending order. All the reader has to do is to click the fifth star as it highlights, for Honey to remove all her clothes. Alternatively, for the more prudish, they can click, for example, three stars for Honey to remove three items of clothing.

"I call this my Mark V rating technology," said Lowton, recently voted moustache wearer of 2010. "I'm hoping that this titillation will encourage more people to rate the stories."

Spoof writers have pointed out that this will not be rating the stories, but instead be indicative of the readership looking for cheap thrills.

"I don't know why they're worried," said Lowton. "After all, chances are that most of their stories will now be rated five stars, and that's what they want, isn't it?"

To try this new technology for yourself, the stars are just below this story. If you don't quite click on the star you want when it's highlighted, then try again with another story. The picture won't initially be of Honey, but will be after the appropriate number of stars have been selected.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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