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Topics: Poo, Birds

Sunday, 1 August 2010

Amazon- Researchers investigating the contents of bird feces made an amazing discovery Friday. For years that little white speck on the top of bird droppings has confounded observers the world over.

Shing Ding Dong Valdez, a researcher and avid bird watcher performed DNA tests on the specks and after tedious investigation decided that the white speck on top of the birds dropping is indeed shit.

Some skeptics however doubt the validity of Valdez's research, claiming that to be shit, it should have shit odor.Further research is planned. According to the CEO of Charmin Toilet paper company, "it doesn't leave a brown streak, to be considered actual shit it has to stink and leave a streak". Further tests will be needed to confirm Valdez's findings.

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