Seattle, WA-- The RottonApple Company plans to debut its newest phone August 1, and it could revolutionize the telecommunications industry. The company will unveil something called the WallPhone, and everyone will want to buy it. It's a stress-free phone that is very inexpensive and very Green. RottonApple president Steven Jizz talked about it today with theSpoof.com.
"We call it the Wallphone, and we love it!" he said. "The Wallphone attaches to your wall, so you always know where it is. You don't have to worry about losing it or having it stolen. No one can hack into it either." said Mr. Jizz.
The RottonApple founder also talked about how stress-free the new WallPhone is.
"There are no buttons to push, there's no voicemail, and it's impossible to have a dropped call. You just open your mouth and talk into it!" he said.
Mr. Jizz says the consumer simply cranks a handle at the side of the WallPhone to generate enough electricity to reach somebody called an 'operator'.
"Once you reach the so-called operator, you simply tell her the person you want to call! It's so simple! The only way you can have a dropped call on the Wallphone is if the operator drops dead!"
Mr. Jizz also ran through some other features of the new phone.
"No cell towers! No cancer risk! And there's something called the Party Line. You can listen in all day to your neighbors talking, and no one even knows it!" he said.
The best thing about the WallPhone is the price.
"We only charge $10.00 a month! There's no stupid contract, and the bill is only one page--guaranteed!" he said.
Millions of consumers are already standing in line waiting for the iPhone WallPhone to debut.
"Someone should have thought of this a hundred years ago!" said Mr. Jizz