The real body of Adolf Hitler was stolen from a lab in Russia by some Neo-Nazis who are plotting to clone their grand leader that they love so much.
The Neo-Nazis are hoping that once Hitler is cloned, he will lead them into glory.
Barack Hussein Obama was informed of the plan but he wishes to do nothing about it cause he admires Hitler a lot and wants to be like him, so he supports the cloning effort.
J.C. Watts, Rev. Jesse Peterson and Pastor Manning are not amused at Obama's decision, neither are the Rabbis that lead the Jewish Synagogues.
Christian and Jewish leaders are currently meeting in Israel to devise a plan to stop the cloning of Hitler.
Pat Robertson was quoted as saying "One Hitler was bad enough, we do not need another Hitler, we have got to stop this cloning plan."