Written by Lady Godiva
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Topics: feet

Wednesday, 7 July 2010

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Oooooh! Feet! Hold me back!

Yes, it is true, feet are being studied by scientists, sociologists, and profilers world-wide.

This new study has been instigated as a direct result of the amazing high number of views on one of The Spoof Writers' articles last month.

Lady Godiva (BAV) reported that a man from Thorntree, Middlesbrough, England, had the Stinkiest feet in the world and this record was accepted and published in the Book of World Records. Numerous people read the article but no-one left comments.

Lady G. now believes this is because this fetish is greatly misunderstood by the masses.

OK...it is accepted that men can admire and salivate over boobs, bums, legs, vaginas etc. but those who enjoy feet are much maligned.

This must stop. It must stop NOW! Those people who love feet should be a part of the 'all inclusiveness' political crap going around the world.

Soon, peodophiles, rapists and sadists, to name a few, will soon be accepted in the 'all inclusiveness' act being passed in many English-speaking countries around the world.

Morrisons weekly special 'this week' IS: Buy 2 Cadbury's Curly Wurlys and get a free CD of 'The Thin Blue Line' episodes 1 - 5. No purchase necessary - except of course, the 2 curly Wurlys.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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