Written by Lady Godiva
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Topics: God, Christian, iPhone

Wednesday, 7 July 2010

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Christians already HAVE a direct line to God

A new iPhone App is to be offered starting this Sunday. For a mere $2,000 per month, worshippers of God can get a direct line to Him.

One Christian, Irma B. Leaver, was interviewed regarding this new App. and if she would purchase it said,

"This is the most ridiculous thing I have heard in my entire Christian life. Why on earth would I fork out $2,000 per month for a direct line to God when I already have one which costs me nowt?"

When asked how this could be possible, Irma said,

"Well, just think about it. Those people making the iPods must be heathen, pagan atheists, because ALL Christians have a direct line to God FOR FREE. Its called PRAYING duh!"

Irma whacked this reporter on the head with her King James version of a well know book and walked away muttering,

"Freaking idiots. Do they think we're stoopid or what?"

Morrisons are selling bruised fruit for 5p per pound.

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