To absolutely no one's great surprise, the Cydia team has leaked onto Youtube a proof-of-concept video showing a jailbroken iPhone, causing grey-market app sellers to rush to develop some apps.
"Our first app is a port of the E.T. game from the Atari 2600," said Amanda Hugginkiss, Lead developer for Hastily-Written-Sh-tcode.web. " Then we'll really get down to business and port some of today's latest games and apps!"
Hugginkiss says that a port of id Software's Commander Keen, as well as ports of classic Playstation games like KISS Pinball, Sonic The Hedgehog Has a Goiter, Sammy Sosa's Softball and Steroid Slam, Hooters Road To a Yeast Infection and Madden NFL 1983.
Meanwhile the leading virus writers are working feverishly to turn a jailbroken iPhone's newfound freedom into stolen credit card numbers by the bucketload.