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Saturday, 3 July 2010

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1934 iPad.

hacksugar beware: Executive dickbags of Apple have strongly stated that iPod and iPad owners are essentially just licensing their operating system, so it is illegal to jailbreak it.

"We don't even understand why someone would want to do such a thing," said Apple Executive Dick Goesinya. "What benefit is there in doing so."

"Other than adding true -not limited and app-dependent- multitasking, what purpose is there? I mean, I guess you could also sync over Wi-Fi, but what fun is that?

"Also, you could add a Bluetooth mouse, and file browse as you can on a PC," said the executive, while checking the stock market on his Verizon Blackberry. "Other than those things, and the ability to play classic games with an emulator, and customize the interface, and run iPhone apps full screen, it serves no purpose.

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