Written by KendoMonkey
Print this

Friday, 4 July 2003

image for "Fruity" language looked down upon by elderly
It's disgusting!

In a new survey published by the government, results have shown that the elderly tend to get upset by "fruity" or "bad" language. One elderly chap we found, agreed: "It's disgusting, all these young lads with their caps on backwards saying 'fruit this' and 'fallow that'. Except they say bad words instead of 'fruit' and 'fallow'. It's terrible!"

We tried to quieten the old man, but he continued: "In my day people respected their elders and called them 'old chap' and 'mister'. But now I get called things like 'dude' and 'grandad'. It's just not right!"

The most startling statistics

  • 88% of all pensioners believe that there should be fines for people who swear, to be enforced in the same manner as littering.
  • 95% of the pensioners asked, said that things weren't like it was in the olden days.
  • 50% of pensioners knew what bling was.

Make KendoMonkey's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 1 multiplied by 2?

8 17 2 3
49 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more