Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: Gay, Mars

Thursday, 3 June 2010

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real aliens don't have such problems, thay are multi-functional and can enter from any angle!

Six male Martians have volunteered to be locked up in a space module for 18 months without women and any contact to the outside world, apart from E Males (what?).

This experiment is to found out how human males react after being isolated in a space capsule heading for mars without any horny females on board a lá Sigourney Weaver.

The main part of the experiment is to observe their sexual behaviour and how they handle (didn't cross my filthy mind) life in space without females.

This experiment is costing billions although the answer to the experiment can be found anywhere on earth.

All they had to do was enter San Quentin or any other infamous prisons and the answer is there for all to see, especially at shower time.

Now being Martians the scientific fraternity are hoping they don't go "gay", maybe have a wank now and then, but do not ask their comrades to do it for them.

When they do reach the simulated planet Mars they will then be able to christen it a "gay free zone" and hope that none of them are following.

God intended man to be hetro until the forbidden fruits were eaten by dykes, homos and other deviants, now these Martians have a point to prove and the hetro fraternity is hoping that Mars could soon become their El dorado!

The next experiment is to be enacted with 6 females under the same circumstances, who knows how long they let their pussies itch??

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