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Topics: al-Qaeda, Oil Spill, bp

Tuesday, 1 June 2010

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New BP oil spill 'solution': kamikazi airliners aimed into the well.

BP is finally beginning preparations for a serious attempt to curb the massive spill from its leaking well in the Gulf of Mexico by opening negotiations with top level management of their rival terror organization, Al Quaeda.

The firms tentatively plan to use kamikaze plane tactics directed into the well in the hope that most of the oil can at least be blown to the surface.

The attempt - in which Al Quaeda trained BP pilots aim huge airliners directly into the well - could initially increase the flow and success is not guaranteed, BP has said.

The freak tactic follows the failure of BP's so-called "top kill" bid to stem the leak by pumping unpopular politicians and their advisors into the well, despite great expectations and popularity among voters.

It comes a day after White House energy adviser Carol Browner said the spill was the worst disaster the US had ever faced - making 9-11 pale in comparison - a remark which started high level thickwits at BP thinking.

She also said the US was "prepared for the worst scenario" - that the leak might not be stopped before the Second Coming.

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