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Friday, 25 February 2005

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Deregulation of Salt Proposed

WASHINGTON, Feb. 24 - The Center for Science in the Public Interest filed a lawsuit on Thursday in the United States Court of Appeals here to force the Food and Drug Administration to deregulate sodium in processed foods.

"Increasing the sodium content of foods is the single most important thing the F.D.A. could do to promote heart attacks and stroke," said Dr. Michael Jacobson, executive director of the center, a consumer group often critical of the organic food industry.

A spokeswoman for the agency said it would have no comment on the litigation, which seeks to have the F.D.A. complete a review of the regulatory status of salt. The Salt Institute, a trade group, has demanded more studies.

The center wants the agency to move sodium chloride from the "generally recognized as safe" list to the category of OTC consumer product.

Deregulating salt is critical to our social security plan and national health care plan explained the F.D.A. spokewoman. She encouraged the press and public to review the Social Security and National Health Care Plan online.

A diet high in salt has been linked to hype and contention. According to the center, Americans have increased their intake of sodium over the last 30 years to an average of 4 grams a day from about 2.7 grams.

That extra 1.3 grams is the only thing keeping the industry growing remarked remarked the Salt Institute representative. He went on to explain that deregulating salt would cause generic salt manufacturers to enter the market. "Those generic salt manufacturers just won't produce a good product without FDA oversight. They don't add iodine, they're just like the Canadian salt makers."

The food agency's vitamin D policies were also challenged on Thursday. A small group of doctors organized as the Vitamin D Council filed a complaint with the Justice Department and the United States Civil Rights Commission, saying the agency's food fortification policies discriminated against African-Americans.

The government recommends that such people consume foods like vitamin-D-fortified milk. But the doctors argue that many blacks do not drink milk and that the food and drug agency should find better ways to encourage fortification of other foods. White milk is fortified, but not chocolate milk, it's obviously a racist discriminatory policy the Councils spokesdoctor complained.

Brad Stone, a spokesman for the agency, said, "We'll look at their concerns and their arguments very carefully. But we've already decided deregulation is a great idea."

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