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Monday, 10 May 2010

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ANAHEIM, CA - Recent research shows that laughter can produce the same health benefits as physical exercise. That euphoric finding was presented at the 2010 Experimental Biology conference in Anaheim.

The study by Loma Linda University, determined that those individuals with a well developed sense of humor tended to be more slender and fitter than their sullen tubby counter parts. The findings have sparked the birth of a trendy new franchise, The Tickle Grin Fit Club which has begun appearing in cities across the country.

Tickle Grin guarantees a fitness results program using live comics and circus clowns to produce exercise-replacing guffaws guaranteed to trim their waists while providing rising young comedians and would-be clowns a new showcase opportunity.

For clients with little or no sense of humor their literature states that that is okay, too.

As the Club uses professionally trained ticklers who promise to have its humorless customers lose measurable weight while building muscle with just a fifteen minute intense tickle session workout twice weekly.

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