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Saturday, 8 May 2010

BIEBERS CAN BE SEEN FROM SPACE! - NASA has released photos of a dam a family of Beiber have built. It can be found in Alberta's Wood Buffalo National Park.

The Dam can be seen from space, and according to authorities, at 850 meters it is twice the length of the Hoover Dam in the U.S.

Apparently the Biebers built the dam so they can swim and play behind it in the relative safety of the forest without having too much concern for predators like the paparazzi.

Bobby "Hick" Klondike says he's "a fixin to get on up there and get him some Beiber"!

"I ain't had no Bieber in a long time" said Bob "and nows everyone is a talkin 'em up on the wireless 'n' everyfin I is gonna get me one of them critters and shave the little cuss, then me and Randy mah cuzz is a gonna eat it!"

Forest rangers have called for calm because not too many people know how to handle wild Bieber.

"Ain't no easy task" claims Capt Jack Offoften from the Royal Mounted Police.

"You ketch yourself a Beiber and shave it and you got one ornery critter in your face."

Canadians have welcomed the Biebers ,for a long time they have had nothing to see from space.

Lance D Boyle

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