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Tuesday, 4 May 2010

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No Ugly People Allowed At Faceface

Seattle, WA - Social networking giants Faceface will soon begin dropping members considered 'too ugly' by the editorial staff. The social-website fears too many ugly people will harm the site and cause profits to drop. Although it seems cruel and shallow, the editorial staff feels it's a good idea, plus they get a lot of sadistic pleasure from doing it.

"Ugly people aren't wanted anywhere, why should Faceface be any different?" laughed one manager at the website. The website has already sent out cancellation notices to one thousand ugly customers. They were happy to provide a copy of their cancellation notice to TheSpoof.com

"You're ugly. Get lost! Go find your own website where the ugly people hang out. You might try 'Dogface' or 'Shitface'. In any case, we don't want to see your ugly face around here ever again. Your account is cancelled."

Managers at Faceface say there have been no complaints so far.

"Let's face it." said one manager. "Ugly people already know they are ugly. We treat them like they are used to being treated. It's just a fact of life. Good riddance!"

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