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Monday, 3 May 2010

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You mother boarder!

Apple Computer has filed suit against Alex Jones over his famous Youtube video showing him torturing an iPad to death.

The ten-minute piece shows various interrogation methods used by the US Military - with the support and blessing of every other Westernised nation and the UN - being inflicted on the hapless inanimate object, however an Apple spokesman today said in a press conference that "This is torture at its worst... when a man takes obvious delight in the suffering of his victim, and this sort of thing cannot be allowed to continue happening."

Human rights organisation Amnesty International were today unavailable for comment. Rumours abound, though,that they are planning to extend their remit to campaign for the rights of computers and puppies.

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